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Nobody Cares Which Crypto You Vote For

It’s Presidential election season again, and as always Nobody is going to end the wars, Nobody is going to fix the economy, and Nobody cares about you. So, once again, Bitcoin Not Bombs is endorsing Nobody for president. In addition, polls now show that Nobody cares which cryptocurrency you vote for. So, you can stop asking us what we think about Bitcoin vs. Bitcoin Cash, because now we’re giving the opportunity to vote with your crypto. If you’re going to vote, vote with your wallet, and if you’re going to vote with your wallet, make it a crypto wallet. That ratty old leather bill fold you’re hanging on to is just sooo… 2016.

For most, the Great Debate began on Armistice Day, 2017, but here at Bitcoin Not Bombs we never saw any reason to take a side. The reason is simple, whether you’re a Bitcoin Maximalist, or a BitcoinCash Minarchist, or even a Dogecoin Dominionist, if you’re not using War Dollars, you’re not funding the war machine. Money is money because both parties agree to the medium of exchange, not because Uncle Vader takes a cut. Meaning, if you’re using any state-free currency, you’re not supporting government forced fiat and the violence that backs it. Here at Bitcoin Not Bombs we say, let a million cryptocurrencies bloom. A truly free market economy is decentralized, and free to take a different direction at any time. Let every individual make their own decision what kind of money they want and why. In the open-source world of cryptocurrency, a fork is a feature, not a bug.  

But that’s not the goal of our Cyber Monday campaign. In fact, this may be The Most Important Election In Cryptocurrency History™.  With your help we can finally answer the most important question facing the cryptocurrency community today: What color is Bitcoin anyway? 

From now until Bitcoin Black Friday (November 27, 2020) the Bitcoin Not Bombs store is offering our new 2020 Bomber design, for the first time, in both Orange and Green. That way you can cast your ballots, and let us know which color you support. At midnight on Bitcoin Black Friday we will tally the votes, and the payment methods used, certify the results, and announce the official winner of the 2020 crypto wallet election. Once the winning color is sworn in, we’ll be launching a variety of exclusive new products, available only in the color elect. The inauguration will be on Cyber Monday (November 30, 2020), with the launch of the new products. 

Your participation in our crypto demockery is more vital than ever as we fly the world’s first decentralized aircraft into the future. 

Crypto Details and shop specifics.

Update: 10/21 The shirts are now shipping internationally to Most of Europe, Australia, Mexico, Canada and Japan.

While the campaign shirts are currently only for sale in the US, we are looking into international shipping options and intend to make this one of many firsts in the realm of international voting.

The Bitcoin Not Bombs shop currently accepts Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash and War Dollars in the form of major credit cards, but we look forward to providing more options in the future. 

So, vote early, and vote often, because Nobody cares which crypto you vote for.

Orange Vs. Green
Orange Vs. Green, Vote with your crypto, shop now.

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Send Nobody to #PorcFestXII

Time for libertarian summer camp, Porcfest XII! This year Bitcoin Not Bombs is holding a #NobodyPrimary and will be selling the shirt below along with yard signs and bumper stickers from some of our favorite 2016 presidential candidates. Nobody is the ideal candidate! Nobody tells the truth, Nobody will fix the economy, and Nobody will stop the wars.

Vote early and vote often. This shirt is now for sale as a pre-order for anyone who can’t make it to the white mountains of New Hampshire. The order deadline is June 1st and orders will be shipped the week prior to Porcfest. This quality screen printed shirt is 100% cotton and available in sizes small through 5XL. Add $2 or 2XL – 5XL. PayPal or Bitcoin.

 

We will likely sell out of shirts again this year so if you would like to be absolutely sure you get one, place the order and select “local pickup PorcFest ONLY” during checkout. Otherwise we can ship the shirt right to you.

We have also partnered with LibertyStickers.com and are bundling all of our sticker orders into one. If you would like to order 100+ bumper stickers for your cause or company and can take delivery at Porcfest we can offer you a special deal; 100 stickers for $0.79 per sticker. Art not included. Contact us for more information or larger quantity orders.

If you would like to help Nobody’s campaign, you can order 100 stickers of any of the 7 candidates for $79. Sell them, give them away, Nobody cares! Local pick up will be at Porcfest Agora Valley site 41 and you can save $20 on shipping. Sticker print deadline May 25th. T-shirt order deadline June 1st.

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